Friday, May 16, 2008

Flotsom and Jepsom Top Quote List

A Tribute to Our Most Eloquent Professors -

"ROB! MIKE! FLESH! WAKE UP!"
"Bridget! This is a state of emergency! The potatoes arent peeled."
"It's no big deal, just a stolen purse."
"Brian and Emily are making babies tonight everyone."
"Smells like skanky towel to me."
-Marty Evans

"This plane lands at 500 miles an hour guys."
"You're just hungry because your bio-chemistry is changing."
"Mike Lesslie, this is all your fault - you deal with it."
(Bryan and Mike: "Heather, we want to sleep in the window sill, too.")
"GO TO BED YOU FREAKING IDIOTS..."
"The last time I saw my mom this crazy was in the fall of '88."
-Heather O'Grady-Evans

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